Mr. Pinchy 3.0 Swim Shorts

$89
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Description:

Mr. Pinchy has the strongest grip in the game. It's from all those years flippin' paddies down at the Krusty Krab, but we think you're strong enough to crack that exoskeleton. All you have to do is throw him off his game with a few kind words and an eye full of cocktail sauce.

  • 5" Inseam
  • Quick-drying
  • Supportive inner mesh brief
  • Made from 100% recycled polyester
  • Elastic drawstring waistband
  • Velcro fastening back pocket with drain eyelet
  • Contrast drawstring with Skwosh toggles
  • Suitable for swimming & casual wear
  • Two side pockets
  • Sewn-on patch logo
  • Carbon offset shipping
Model Measurements:
Edouard Kupiec
wearing size L
height 190 cm
chest 95 cm
waist 81 cm / 32”
Garment Care:

Gentle cold machine wash.
Wash with like colours/separate.
Do not dry clean, bleach or tumble dry.
Dry in the shade to retain colour vibrancy.
Avoid abrasive surfaces.
Colours may transfer

We all love a good hot tub, but hot water washes, prolonged direct sunlight or other forms of heat can affect the adhesive on the puff print or may cause cracking. To get the best out of your Skwosh gear we recommend washing them as per the label instructions and giving them a hug every so often.  

Sometimes the colours can be more vibrant or muted in real life depending on your device screen settings, but we try our best to make em’ look right for you ledge! They’re designed to get better with age, like a quality vino, which means the colour will wash out a bit over time.

 

Made using recycled plastic bottles
Unique hand drawn designs
Lightweight quick dry fabrication
Salt water and chlorine resistant
Inner mesh for extra support
Designed with love down under